We can all agree that one of the greatest gifts you can give someone on their birthday is a good wholehearted laugh.
The laughter shared between friends and family can make memories of a birthday last longer, the presents more meaningful, and the cake even sweeter!
Even if you are not known for humor, funny birthday sayings or a hilarious poem can bring a smile to anyone’s face on their special day.
Below you will find a list of funny birthday quotes that are certain to make your loved one laugh the loudest on their big day…
The Best Funny Birthday Quotes
“Light bulbs on a birthday cake.
What a difference that would make!
Plug it in and make a wish,
then relax and flip a switch!
No more smoke
or waxy mess
to bother any birthday guests.
But Grampa says, “it’s not the same!
Where’s the magic?
Where’s the flame?
To get your wish without a doubt,
You need to blow some candles out!””
-Calef Brown (Birthday Lights)
“One bright morning in a restaurant in Chicago
as I waited for my eggs and toast,
I opened the Tribune only to discover
that I was the same age as Cheerios.
Indeed, I was a few months older than Cheerios
for today, the newspaper announced,
was the seventieth birthday of Cheerios
whereas mine had occurred earlier in the year.
Already I could hear them whispering
behind my stooped and threadbare back,
Why that dude’s older than Cheerios
the way they used to say.
Why that’s as old as the hills,
only the hills are much older than Cheerios
or any American breakfast cereal,
and more noble and enduring are the hills,
I surmised as a bar of sunlight illuminated my orange juice.”
-Billy Collins (Cheerios)
“At four-score years old age begins,
And not till then, I warn my wife;
At eighty I’ll recant my sins,
And live a staid and sober life.
But meantime let me whoop it up,
And tell the world that I’m alive:
Fill to the brim the bubbly cup –
Here’s health to
-Robert William Service (Birthday)
“Today you are ten.
But, with that
Sly smile and
Those knowing eyes,
Going on twenty.
That sparkle in
Your blue eyes,
That false pout,
Make me glad
-Raymond A. Foss (Happy Birthday My Friend)
When people invite me to birthday parties, they never have to hire a clown.
May the most challenging aspect of your birthday be deciding what flavor of cake you want.
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