75+ Halloween Greetings To Summon The Halloween Spirit

Halloween is the perfect time of year when the air is cool and leaves crunch underfoot. Clouds hang over the sky from the sweet-smelling smoke of a bonfire.

Historically, Hallows’ Eve is a time when the worlds between the living and the dead merge together.

There is never a dull moment during this holiday: carving pumpkins, visiting haunted houses, running through corn mazes, going on ghost tours, watching classic horror movies, and superheroes showing up at your door.

Whichever way you like to spend Halloween, there is always something special about letting your imagination and creativity wander. A text or greeting can easily put someone in the halloween spirit. If you don’t know where to start, you’ve come to the right place.

Like a pillowcase full of candy, below is a list containing over 75 Halloween sayings, from sweet and amusing to utterly spooky…

Halloween Greetings

Happy Halloween! Avoid ladders and spilled salt shakers, but be sure to collect candy…

Don’t let weather or school get you down on this truly special holiday! Have a great time and don’t skip dessert—Here’s wishing you a spooky Halloween.

I found a spider in my candy jar! It looks like I’m not the only one with a sweet tooth in my house. Here’s a greeting for you, from me and my eight-legged candy connoisseur.

If you walk through a cemetery on Halloween night, I’m afraid you’re making a grave mistake. It’s not written in stone, so I’m warning you on paper…I hope your Halloween truly rocks!

Hope your Halloween truly rocks

Dressing up as a clown or politician for Halloween should be considered cheating; they’re always scary. Take care on this wonderful night!

Being normal is vastly overrated.” -Aggie (Halloweentown) Embrace the oddness on the most whimsical day of the year!

From cornfield mazes to candy crazes, there are always things to do on Halloween. Go have a field day.

What’s in the bag, a shark or something?” -Edward Malus (The Wicker Man). Let’s hope it’s your favorite candy instead! Happy Trick-or-Treating day!

Writing “Boo!” on a card isn’t as shocking as saying it out of the blue, but I hope you got goosebumps nonetheless. Hope today gives you all the freaks.

Have you ever entered a werewolf’s lair
or had a bat get caught in your hair,
or shared banana bread with a ghost,
and drank coffee with ghouls, three at most?
Halloween opens doors to friendship. I wish you the warmest greetings.

Spiders make wonderful Halloween decorators—you should definitely invite them over sometime. Wishing you and all our eight-legged friends a festive Halloween!

Have a festive Halloween with spiders

When there are pumpkins to carve, I’m never in a rough patch. Happy Halloween, and even happier carving!

This year, I made you some super-fun snacks! I hope they’re just as happy as they are spooky.

Every year, you know all the best neighborhoods for trick-or-treating. I never have to worry about not getting enough candy. Here’s to another day of candy hunting!

If I were to pick a costume to wear every Halloween, it would be a ghost. Wearing a bedsheet makes it much easier to fall asleep…I hope I’m not boring you with this card! Have good spirits on this whimsical day.

Why do Halloween figures love music? Maybe we should ask the phantoms of the opera and organ-playing vampires sometime. I hope this day strikes a chord with you.

Is it true that goats can talk on Halloween? Only the devil knows! May this day possess you with its excitement!

Whoever invented trick-or-treating deserves an award; you’re the best trick-or-treater there ever was. Tonight, seize all the king size candy bars!

I don’t think you have an ear for corny jokes, but here’s the kernel of what I’m trying to say: have a Happy Halloween, and I hope the night is popping with spooky sights.

spooky Halloween greetings

There’s nothing more surprising than crows in a pie
or when a banshee from the woods drops by.
Most surprising is this card on Halloween;
not to fear; just saying hi!

There’s no better way to come to terms with the skeleton in your closet than to invite it to your party. Get those bones moving and celebrate tonight with a rave!

Catching leaves and lighting pumpkins are some of the things I do before celebrating Halloween. I hope you warm up to my writing cards as well.

What’s better than buying candy on Halloween? Buying candy on clearance the day after…Have fun today, regardless of how you like to get your candy.

We’re all set for Halloween; I baked garlic bread to ward off the vampires and applied rock salt under the doors to keep demons away from our dinner. Let’s have a great meal without unwelcome interruptions.

We’re all mad here.” -Cheshire Cat. Let’s leave our minds at home and trick-or-treat like crazy.

Candy corn, rubber eyeballs, and cheesy black-and-white horror movies are good exclusively on Halloween. Let’s have our annual celebration of these seasonal things!

annual celebration of Halloween

All hail the man behind the grease paint!” -Captain Spaulding. It’s high time for the harlequins! Have a Halloween worthy of the circus.

If you walk by the cemetery tonight, make sure to say hello to the residents. They sure are quiet folk, aren’t they? I hope your night is both restful and peaceful.

Leaves are falling, and boys are calling—
They will come with lanterns tonight
And grin through the panes;
Come with yellow lanterns,
And weird red dresses blowing
In the warm October winds
That will soon be bringing rains…
” (From Halloween, by Marion Ethel Hamilton)
Have yourself a wonderful Halloween.

Why are goblins green? Probably because they’re jealous for not being invited to your parties. In your company, Halloween is always a scream!

Let’s see whether the boogeyman lives up to his name—let’s dance! Halloween’s only one day of the year, so let’s boogey!

After you go trick-or-treating, could you make sure to leave me and the ghost in the attic some candy? Happy Halloween!

Trick or treat Halloween

A werewolf told me a joke, and I couldn’t help but howl with laughter. I hope Howl-o-ween hits your funny bone this year!

To you, your friends, and whatever goes bump in the night, I wish you all the haunts on Halloween.

May every creak in the house make you jump and go “yikes”! Have a hoot!

When I went for a walk, I thought there was a modern fashion show going on, but then I remembered that it was Halloween. Don’t forget to dress for the fashionably spooky occasion!

Hold on, man. We don’t go anywhere with “scary”, “spooky”, “haunted”, or “forbidden” in the title.” -Shaggy (Scooby Doo, 2002). There are always surprises on Halloween! Celebrate the air of mystery and go on an adventure!

I wish I was given candy every time I felt either scary or scared; hence, why Halloween is my favorite day of the year. Have fun today!

I tried riding a broom over the rooftop yesterday…Witches must have exceptional health insurance. Have a safe Halloween, and I hope you aren’t too spooked by my shenanigans.

Halloween Greetings Witches

I put on some makeup to paint my face white,
like creatures that only come out in the night.
My fingernails, too, are all pointed and red.
I look like I’m recently back from the dead…
” (From Halloween Party, by Kenn Nesbitt)
Rock this Halloween with another great costume!

You wouldn’t believe it; zombies, crayons, and Supermen kept knocking on my door and asking for candy! Then I realized it was Halloween…Wishing you a night of cheer!

Mulled cider and a group of friends are all one needs to stay warm on a Halloween night. I wish you a night of laughs and happy memories.

To my fellow Halloween celebrant, may you sight the scariest costumes and eat your weight in candy!

There’s nothing more exciting than carving pumpkins, candying apples, and debating on the flavor of candy corn. I can’t wait to celebrate another Halloween with you.

My scarecrow doesn’t seem to like his line of work; you might as well just call him a welcomecrow or a scareperson…Halloween wishes from up the road!

Somebody put eyeballs in the punch! Stay watchful on Halloween—you might just witness something spooky.

Spooky Halloween wishes

Stay close to the candles. The staircase can be treacherous.” -Frau Blücher (Young Frankenstein). Get ready for an utterly exhilarating night!

It’s Halloween—perhaps the least scary day of the year. Enjoy dressing up, eating candy, and having fun with your friends.

I no longer have a fear of the zombie apocalypse. If I wanted to see one, I’d just walk to class on a Monday morning…Here’s to another night of fun and cheer!

If trees are scratching your windowpane on Halloween night, it probably means they want your candy. Isn’t that the reason why everyone and everything is so frightful on this October night? Take care to have a sweet evening.

Happy Howl-o-ween! I can’t wait to see all the tacky Halloween decorations you’ve kept through the years.

I asked my pet cat whether it acquires magic powers on Halloween. It said, “I couldn’t tell you if I tried.” Enjoy the magic!

I don’t like to feel good! I like to feel evil!” -Skeletor. Regardless of how you feel this Halloween, I hope you’re making the best of it.

Children become very knowledgeable about stock and trade when they exchange Halloween candy…You better be careful! Wishing you a wealth of sweets this year.

Halloween candy for children

The ghost in the basement says you owe it five dollars…Just kidding! You owe it ten. Sending Halloween wishes, from me and your haunted creditor.

Is it always a tendency for witches to show up late to parties? To my friend, who, even on Halloween, shows up late, but does so fashionably.

If your party tonight is invaded by zombies, remember that there’s a bright side: they won’t be after your precious candy. Wishing you a festive Hallow’s Eve.

I can’t wait to spend time with you this Halloween. Your ghost stories always conjure up the chills!

When we’re frightened by strangers at our door, why is it only on Halloween that we give out candy? If we gave out candy every day, I think the world would actually be less frightening.

Don’t bargain with vampires when the stakes are high; they might never give your candy back. Have a day filled with sweet treats!

I don’t know about you, but I love candy as much as zombies love brains. Halloween greetings, fellow candy lover! P.S. Don’t come too close to my Halloween hoard.

Halloween greetings fellow candy lover

I hear that owls have their own Halloween parties. Why am I sharing this? I thought you’d get a hoot out of it.

Oh, there’s an empty place in my bones / that calls out for something unknown.” -Jack Skellington. Discover something new this haunted Hallow’s Eve!

Give your dentist the fright of their life after a Halloween rife with gummy, hard, and chocolate candy!

Trick-or-treating is an art to perfect, so turn your nightmares into the sweetest dreams with the candy you collect.

Whenever I lose things, I always look under my bed. Sometimes the monster under there likes to save things for me. Hope you have a spook-tacular day, and be sure not to lose your candy collection! (Monsters might be less negotiable when it comes to candy.)

Quickly! To the laboratory!” – Dexter (Dexter’s Laboratory). Don’t refrain from being experimentally spooky this Halloween!

Happy Halloween, and may your horror movie marathon make vampires fly with fear!

horror movie marathon Halloween

My iron cauldron is bubbling with an evil brew…more like burnt tomato soup, but who needs to be a good cook to make something look and smell the part? I wish you an enchanting Halloween!

You know you’re at the wrong party when you can see through everybody. (At least they were transparent about it.) Have a spectacular Halloween!

Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch that he thinks is the most sincere.” -Linus (Charlie Brown). I hope the Great Pumpkin is good to you this year!

May a sugar-induced stomach ache be the only fright you get this Halloween!

My neighbor’s cat passed me by this morning. I wonder whether I had poor luck or an extra treat in my pocket…I guess that cat’s out of the bag! Sending you my Halloween greetings.

Sometimes, the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.” – Harley Quinn. It’s Halloween! Go out and have a blast!

Since I know how much you love vampires, I hope you have fun right off the bat! Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween

I have a feeling there’s something very interesting behind that door.” — Otho (Beetlejuice) Open the door to all the spooky wonders; it’s Halloween once more!

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